Population | 6.446 billion |
Capital | Annapaltimore |
Leader | Vance Guy |
Currency | Old Bay |
Animal | Crab |
The Republic of Land of Mari is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vance Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.446 billion Land of Marians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annapaltimore. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Land of Marian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion Old Bays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,366 Old Bays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, in a baffling press conference Vance Guy proudly dismantled a broken door, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'. Crime is totally unknown. Land of Mari's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Land of Mari is ranked 1,382nd in the world and 33rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 75.42 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Land of Mari was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, in a baffling press conference Vance Guy proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Land of Mari was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Vance Guy is a silly poophead.
World Assembly
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