The Kingdom of Globgor is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 8.762 billion Globgorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Globgorian economy, worth 480 trillion baht a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 54,786 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, the internet has been placed under government control, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Globgor City Natural History Museum. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Globgor's national animal is the beaver.

Globgor is ranked 2,696^th in the world and 3^rd in Remembrance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,515.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.