The Colony of GLF33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.963 billion GLF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 10.7%.

The GLF33ian economy, worth 859 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,835 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. GLF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

GLF33 is ranked 62,397^th in the world and 1^st in German Labor Front for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,458.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.