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Gles Glo GLLUTTONY!!! QWAVIR archmagos
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,391stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,447thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,574th
The -Death corps- of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Auxiliary
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gleeble

Population2.855 billion

CapitalHourus
LeaderQWAVIR archmagos
FaithCult of sacrifice

CurrencyStonks
AnimalSpace whale

The -Death corps- of Gleeble is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by QWAVIR archmagos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.855 billion Gleeblians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hourus. The average income tax rate is 78.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gleeblean economy, worth 464 trillion Stonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,864 Stonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more Gleeblean than revanchism, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and caroling is considered a public disturbance. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gleeble's national animal is the Space whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cult of sacrifice.

Gleeble is ranked 295,059th in the world and 7th in Cools Established Barrier for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,391stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,447thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,574thMost Avoided: 2,788thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,884thMost Primitive: 2,994thTop
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Most Armed: 3,906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,892ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,418thMost Devout: 6,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,705thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,538thRudest Citizens: 8,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,805thMost Patriotic: 10,863rdNudest: 11,409thLargest Black Market: 12,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,262ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,439thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,586thHighest Average Incomes: 20,633rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,645thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,417thMost Conservative: 27,354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,244th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Gleeble was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, there's nothing more Gleeblean than revanchism.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.

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