The District of Glaschu is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 17.555 billion Glaschuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The strong Glaschuan economy, worth 989 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,384 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,586 per year while the poor average 14,626, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, meat-eating is frowned upon, and Glaschu has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glaschu's national animal is the bovina.

Glaschu is ranked 114,539^th in the world and 1^st in Glasgow for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.