The Gregarious Gang of Glamourous Gypsies is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 21.484 billion Glamourous Gypsies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Gypsy economy, worth 364 trillion Tambourines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 16,957 Tambourines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glamourous Gypsies's national animal is the Gypsy Cob Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glamourous Gypsies is ranked 273,226^th in the world and 1^st in The Black International for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.