Praise to all giraffes
Most Valuable International Artwork: 741stMost Pacifist: 6,296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,883rd
The Federated Giraffe State of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Population1.749 billion

CapitalGiraffeton City
LeaderProfessional Giraffe


The Federated Giraffe State of Giraffeton is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Professional Giraffe with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.749 billion Giraffetonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giraffeton City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giraffetonian economy, worth 168 trillion Giraffereums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,245 Giraffereums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, life is short but human kindness is endless, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Giraffeton's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Giraffeton is ranked 73,553rd in the world and 6th in The Giraffe Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,117.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 741stTop
Most Pacifist: 6,296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,883rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,863rdMost Secular: 12,918thNicest Citizens: 13,166thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,492ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,529thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,633rdMost Developed: 21,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,904thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,052ndHighest Food Quality: 22,294thSmartest Citizens: 22,429thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 26,010thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,629thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,890thSafest: 27,164th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the region

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