The Giraffe Constituent of Giraffacoota is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.942 billion Giraffacootans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Giraffacootan economy, worth 536 trillion Giraffereums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 108,540 Giraffereums, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giraffacoota's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Giraffacoota is ranked 21,147^th in the world and 15^th in The Giraffe Federation for Most Corrupt Governments, with 96.46 kickbacks per hour.