The Playful Penguin of Gio Farm 100 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.673 billion Gio Farm 100ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 100ian economy, worth 786 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,734 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 100's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 100 is ranked 264,586^th in the world and 402^nd in Giovanniland for Nicest Citizens, with 0.72 average smiles per day.