The Republic of Gideon Ofnir is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.043 billion Gideon Ofnirians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 53.6%.

The powerhouse Gideon Ofnirian economy, worth 703 trillion runes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,808 runes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gideon Ofnir's national animal is the puppet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gideon Ofnir is ranked 172,146^th in the world and 1,504^th in Remembrance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,102.92 Standard Monetary Units.