The Dictatorship of Gidentyrploon is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 114 million Gidentyrploonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Gidentyrploonian economy, worth 2.49 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 21,833 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich and poor vomit into separate bags, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, and requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidentyrploon's national animal is the Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gidentyrploon is ranked 247,429^th in the world and 72^nd in womp for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.