The Republic of Generic Puppet Name is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 889 million Generic Puppet Nameans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.2%.

The all-consuming Generic Puppet Namean economy, worth 69.2 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,818 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,302 per year while the poor average 17,594, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and the entire entry for Generic Puppet Name in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Puppet Name's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Generic Puppet Name is ranked 145,543^rd in the world and 194^th in Charleslandia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,506.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.