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If it profitable? Yes. Is it moral? Who cares! Governor Redtooth
Largest Gambling Industry: 138thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 161stHighest Crime Rates: 215th
The Catastrophic Corporates of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Hegemony
Usurper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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General TN

Population5.837 billion

CapitalTN Sol Sołegna
LeaderGovernor Redtooth
FaithCapitalist Greed

Currency𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
AnimalGeneral TM

The Catastrophic Corporates of General TN is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Redtooth with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.837 billion Money Makers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TN Sol Sołegna. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient A Money Maker economy, worth a remarkable 1,567 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 268,476 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,484,288 per year while the poor average 2,804, a ratio of 885 to 1.

The leaders of General TN are given the nod by their predecessors, most Money Makers would sell their own grandmother, families are only permitted to have one child, and graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalist Greed.

General TN is ranked 332,923rd in the world and 2nd in A Golden Hell for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -16.43 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 138thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 161stHighest Crime Rates: 215thMost Armed: 226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 254thMost Avoided: 260thFattest Citizens: 326thHighest Drug Use: 332ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 351stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 465thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 594thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 669thLargest Retail Industry: 820thHighest Disposable Incomes: 836thRudest Citizens: 1,067thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,300thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,462ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,815thMost Efficient Economies: 2,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,507thMost Devout: 2,675thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,142ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,293rdTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,073rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,055thHighest Average Incomes: 5,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,189thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,959thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 22,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,516thMost Pro-Market: 29,584th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : General TN changed its national motto to "If it profitable? Yes. Is it moral? Who cares!".
  • : General TN was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : General TN's influence in A Golden Hell rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population.
  • : General TN was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, most Money Makers would sell their own grandmother.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the leaders of General TN are given the nod by their predecessors.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the diplomatic corps stinks.

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