The Kunoichi Odorokasu of Geisha Ninjas is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.675 billion Geisha Ninjas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Geisha Ninja economy, worth 92.3 trillion Mons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 19,737 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geisha Ninjas's national animal is the Tora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geisha Ninjas is ranked 137,414^th in the world and 4^th in Ninja for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,075.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.