The Colony of GEDA33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.657 billion GEDA33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient GEDA33ian economy, worth 697 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,543 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GEDA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

GEDA33 is ranked 70,878^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Empire Des Aurum for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.