Population | 30.751 billion |
Capital | Necropolis Spire |
Leader | HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III |
Faith | Hatred |
Currency | Gecko Eye |
Animal | Gecko |
The Necropolis Tyranny of Geckocidron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.751 billion Geckocidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis Spire. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Geckocidan economy, worth an astonishing 19,792 trillion Gecko Eyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 643,625 Gecko Eyes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,976,395 per year while the poor average 83,966, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.
Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Geckocidan ambassadors, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Geckocidron's national animal is the Gecko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hatred.
Geckocidron is ranked 113,789th in the world and 2,599th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 152.9 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Geckocidan ambassadors.
- : Geckocidron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Geckocidron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Geckocidron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Geckocidron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.