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No one is above our rule and no one is above our wrath. HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III
Highest Disposable Incomes: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th
The Necropolis Tyranny of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Geckocidron

Population32.008 billion

CapitalNecropolis Spire
LeaderHRM Lich-King Geckocidron III
FaithHatred

CurrencyGecko Eye
AnimalGecko

The Necropolis Tyranny of Geckocidron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.008 billion Geckocidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis Spire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Geckocidan economy, worth an astonishing 20,820 trillion Gecko Eyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 650,482 Gecko Eyes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,783,622 per year while the poor average 97,446, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

It is often said that only HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III could bring down Dàguó, it's best not to ask what goes into Necropolis Spire Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Geckocidron's national animal is the Gecko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hatred.

Geckocidron is ranked 236th in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 18,273.53 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88thLargest Mining Sector: 102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 106thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 133rdHighest Economic Output: 136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 156thHighest Average Incomes: 157thLargest Gambling Industry: 175thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 198thMost Avoided: 207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 262ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 269thFattest Citizens: 280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 305thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 402ndMost Secular: 428thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 590thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 808thLargest Retail Industry: 1,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,294thLargest Governments: 1,420thLowest Crime Rates: 1,587thMost Efficient Economies: 1,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,002ndLargest Black Market: 2,250thMost Armed: 2,515thSmartest Citizens: 2,534thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,402ndLargest Populations: 4,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,539thMost Patriotic: 7,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,281stMost Stationary: 9,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,475thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18,172ndMost Influential: 22,431st
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 60th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionMost Patriotic: 169th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 392nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 414th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 518th in the regionMost Influential: 540th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 606th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 617th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, it's best not to ask what goes into Necropolis Spire Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, it is often said that only HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned.
  • : Geckocidron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan, infecting 73 million survivors.
  • : Geckocidron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Survivors and Most Dead, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Geckocidron was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rogue Nation of Children of Fallen Nation, killing 17 million zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, the children of Geckocidron are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.

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