Population | 32.008 billion |
Capital | Necropolis Spire |
Leader | HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III |
Faith | Hatred |
Currency | Gecko Eye |
Animal | Gecko |
The Necropolis Tyranny of Geckocidron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.008 billion Geckocidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis Spire. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Geckocidan economy, worth an astonishing 20,820 trillion Gecko Eyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 650,482 Gecko Eyes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,783,622 per year while the poor average 97,446, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.
It is often said that only HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III could bring down Dàguó, it's best not to ask what goes into Necropolis Spire Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Geckocidron's national animal is the Gecko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hatred.
Geckocidron is ranked 236th in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 18,273.53 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, it's best not to ask what goes into Necropolis Spire Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, it is often said that only HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned.
- : Geckocidron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan, infecting 73 million survivors.
- : Geckocidron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Survivors and Most Dead, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
- : Geckocidron was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rogue Nation of Children of Fallen Nation, killing 17 million zombies.
- : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, the children of Geckocidron are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.