The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.554 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth an astonishing 12,659 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,745 FAQS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,646,862 per year while the poor average 100,936, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, and the government is chasing the gold at the end of the rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.

GameFAQs Founder is ranked 328,618^th in the world and 1^st in GameFAQs for Nicest Citizens, with 0.2 average smiles per day.