Population | 21.443 billion |
Capital | GameFAQs City |
Leader | The Great Allen |
Faith | LUEshism |
Currency | FAQ |
Animal | Game |
The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.443 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 8,764 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 408,724 FAQS, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, polygamy is legal, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.
GameFAQs Founder is ranked 8,431st in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Highest Food Quality, scoring 172.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, polygamy is legal.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of The Great Allen.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.