The Republic of Galtova is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Head of State Alexander Kaptis with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.421 billion Sindarins hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Straticarlia. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Galtovan economy, worth a remarkable 3,272 trillion Bolås a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 226,905 Bolås, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Head Of State Alexander Kaptis reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown. Galtova's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Galtova is ranked 275,274^th in the world and 3^rd in The Central European Regional Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.