The Ship of Gallavich is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.436 billion Gallavichians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Gallavichian economy, worth 64.6 trillion Gallaviches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 44,958 Gallaviches, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,762 per year while the poor average 2,818, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gallavich's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gallavich is ranked 42,029^th in the world and 13^th in Gay for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,244.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.