The Federal Republic of Gail is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Alaster Fernando with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.213 billion Gailians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winthrop. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gailian economy, worth a remarkable 2,292 trillion Fallios a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,673 Fallios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gail's national animal is the Brown Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gail is ranked 6,095^th in the world and 5^th in Anime for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,849.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.