The Protectorate of Futuna DPR is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 535 million Futuna DPRians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Futuna DPRian economy, worth 20.5 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,369 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black Spotted Tabby Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Futuna DPR, the government is reining in public spending, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Futuna DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Futuna DPR is ranked 116,836^th in the world and 6^th in New Region oasis for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,131.84 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.