The Queendom of Fusion Dragonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.305 billion Fusion Dragonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fusion Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,250 Dragon Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 719,276 per year while the poor average 60,853, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fusion Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fusion Dragonia is ranked 282,153^rd in the world and 515^th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -379.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.