The Republic of Fubuzilla is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.889 billion Fubuzillans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Education are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Fubuzillan economy, worth 403 trillion yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,413 yen, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Fubuzilla's national animal is the white fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fubuzilla is ranked 202,626^th in the world and 1,783^rd in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 45,413.39 Standard Monetary Units.