The Frozen Tundra of Froyodia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elsa of Froyo with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.624 billion Froyodians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arondale. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Froyodian economy, worth 588 trillion spoons a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,161 spoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is totally unknown. Froyodia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ice magic.

Froyodia is ranked 40,602^nd in the world and 11^th in Haiku for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.