The Empire of Frost Creak is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 69 million Frost Creakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Frost Creakian economy, worth 2.22 trillion Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 32,203 Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frost Creak's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Frost Creak is ranked 207,928^th in the world and 43^rd in Red Wolf Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.