The Free Land of Frigidopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Maynard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.967 billion Frigidopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 11.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frigidopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,551 trillion Antarctic Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 243,871 Antarctic Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime is totally unknown. Frigidopia's national animal is the Brown Skua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frigidopia is ranked 256,748^th in the world and 5^th in Antarctic for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 803.73 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.