The Free Land of Fridgitatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.066 billion Fridgitatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fridgitatia City. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Fridgitatian economy, worth 488 trillion quatlus a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,351 quatlus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and conspiracy theorists allege Fridgitatia City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown. Fridgitatia's national animal is the tree frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fridgitatia is ranked 2,404^th in the world and 1^st in Wheres_George for Highest Food Quality, scoring 264.85 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.