The Republic of Freyariah is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 238 million Freyariahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Freyariahian economy, worth 31.2 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,020 candy cane gold bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,588 per year while the poor average 26,653, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freyariah's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freyariah is ranked 5,264^th in the world and 1^st in Freyaria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 117,918.01 Standard Monetary Units.