The Empire of ReformedAlohaStates is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alii with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.366 billion Hawaiians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of honolulu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient ReformedAlohaStatesian economy, worth 746 trillion Dalas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,739 Dalas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Alii's ever-expanding ego. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReformedAlohaStates's national animal is the humpback whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is polytheistic animistic.

ReformedAlohaStates is ranked 54,403^rd in the world and 35^th in The Western Isles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,035.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.