The Empire of Free Turtle is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.494 billion Free Turtleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion turtles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 272,218 turtles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Turtle's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Turtleism.

Free Turtle is ranked 128,269^th in the world and 7^th in RealTacoMan Frontier for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,543.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.