The State of Free State of Iowa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.011 billion Free State of Iowans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Free State of Iowan economy, worth 722 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,095 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,603 per year while the poor average 2,154, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Free State of Iowa has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Free State of Iowa in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free State of Iowa's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Free State of Iowa is ranked 288,879^th in the world and 1^st in State of Iowa for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.