The Dope Republic of Free Regay is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Snoop Dog with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.983 billion Regayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Regayian economy, worth 801 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,898 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Regayians made a dessert and called it peace, bars are packed at all hours, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and nobody knows why the caged Dolphin sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Regay's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cyanism.

Free Regay is ranked 66,225^th in the world and 23^rd in Barbaria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,310.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.