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Long Live the God King Chad Chaden
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,050thMost Patriotic: 1,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,573rd
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Free Michagonia

Population1.734 billion

CapitalChaden City
LeaderSupreme Leader God King Chad Chaden

CurrencyChadMarks
AnimalBlack Striped Eagle

The People's Republic of Free Michagonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader God King Chad Chaden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.734 billion Free Michagonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaden City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Michagonian economy, worth 346 trillion ChadMarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 200,102 ChadMarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 696,022 per year while the poor average 41,922, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Michagonia's national animal is the Black Striped Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Free Michagonia is ranked 51,757th in the world and 68th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,518.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,050thMost Patriotic: 1,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,573rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,210thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,517thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,740thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,767thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,871stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,931stMost Avoided: 4,891stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,673rdLargest Black Market: 6,435thHighest Average Incomes: 7,389thMost Secular: 8,152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,054thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,891stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,604thMost Efficient Economies: 20,399thLargest Governments: 22,714thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,756thLowest Crime Rates: 25,774th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, the statue in the Doe Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Free Michagonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Michagonia, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.

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