The People's Republic of Free Michagonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader God King Chad Chaden with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.661 billion Free Michagonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaden City. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Michagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,427 trillion ChadMarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,221 ChadMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, every day's an auto-de-fé day, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Michagonia's national animal is the Black Striped Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Free Michagonia is ranked 9,489^th in the world and 22^nd in Lone Wolves United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,096.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.