The Republic of Free Lucessoctopia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.865 billion Free Lucessoctopians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The very strong Free Lucessoctopian economy, worth 379 trillion lire a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,330 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,023 per year while the poor average 14,039, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate. Free Lucessoctopia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Free Lucessoctopia is ranked 45,613^th in the world and 1^st in Mallia Panica for Most Primitive, scoring 58.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.