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The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. The average income tax rate is 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,537 trillion 💰🎰💣s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 221,436 💰🎰💣s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, being Scurvy Sal has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the 👾👾👾, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🛸⚗️📡.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 3,326^th in the world and 65^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.