The Kingdom of Free Dalriata is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.059 billion Free Dalriatans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The very strong Free Dalriatan economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion counts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,092 counts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,625 per year while the poor average 17,406, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Dalriata's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Free Dalriata is ranked 142,113^th in the world and 1^st in Conaidhm na Cairde for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,690.23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.