The Land of Free Chuvash Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.446 billion Chuvash are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheboksary. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chuvash economy, worth 157 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,831 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Chuvash Republic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Chuvash Republic is ranked 40,864^th in the world and 179^th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,240.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.