The Republic of FREE-Speechland is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 3.684 billion Liberals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Civil Activist economy, worth 116 trillion Freedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 31,627 Freedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FREE-Speechland's national animal is the Freenimal.

FREE-Speechland is ranked 280,244^th in the world and 5^th in Freelandia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.