The Federal Republic of Free-Germany is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Gunther Felinger-Jahn with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.271 billion Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 497 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 151,942 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, international tensions are high as Free-Germany threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free-Germany's national animal is the German Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free-Germany is ranked 15,971^st in the world and 1^st in Name 0 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,882.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.