The New Veronian Province of Frankencat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governer Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.012 billion Frankencatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Romanus. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frankencatian economy, worth 115 trillion New Veronian Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,257 New Veronian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and local government operates tolls on every village road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frankencat's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Frankencat is ranked 46,578^th in the world and 70^th in The League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,054.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.