The Republic of Frank Woods is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.853 billion Frank Woodsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The thriving Frank Woodsian economy, worth 783 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,557 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frank Woods's national animal is the operative, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frank Woods is ranked 120,218^th in the world and 757^th in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 639.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.