The Republic of Forna Veseland is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.487 billion Forna Veselandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Forna Veselandian economy, worth 200 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,561 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forna Veseland's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Forna Veseland is ranked 69,763^rd in the world and 32^nd in Philippines for Most Primitive, scoring 38.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.