The Federation of ForCharles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.133 billion ForCharlesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ForCharlesian economy, worth 138 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,118 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,033 per year while the poor average 23,154, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ForCharles's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ForCharles is ranked 14,063^rd in the world and 2^nd in Charleslandia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 78,399.82 Standard Monetary Units.