Population | 11.565 billion |
Capital | The Farm |
Leader | Foghorn Leghorn |
Faith | the Church of the Holy Hen |
Currency | Egg |
Animal | Rooster |
The Animated Adventures of Foghorn Leghorn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Foghorn Leghorn with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.565 billion Chicks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Farm. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Foghorn Leghornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,489 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,264 Eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Egg treacle machine, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and being Foghorn Leghorn has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foghorn Leghorn's national animal is the Rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of the Holy Hen.
Foghorn Leghorn is ranked 41,680th in the world and 27th in The Card Mine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Foghorn Leghorn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, being Foghorn Leghorn has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Egg treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Foghorn Leghorn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.