The Regime of the Bayonets of Foehn Paramilitary Regions is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Yunru with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.2 billion militants are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The powerhouse militant economy, worth 527 trillion kromer wait wrong game hows a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,123 kromer wait wrong game hows, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 417,856 per year while the poor average 9,922, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foehn Paramilitary Regions's national animal is the machine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Foehn Paramilitary Regions is ranked 128,613^th in the world and 2^nd in Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.87 law-abiding acts per hour.