The Frequency Modulation of Fm is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.958 billion Fmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,580 trillion Fms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,939 Fms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 576,373 per year while the poor average 29,739, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fm's national animal is the Fm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fm is ranked 52,322^nd in the world and 3,101^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.53 law-abiding acts per hour.