The Nomadic Peoples of Flying Pig 3 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.997 billion Flying Pig 3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flying Pig 3ian economy, worth 504 trillion Cashes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,096 Cashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in America, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flying Pig 3's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flying Pig 3 is ranked 44,937^th in the world and 1^st in America for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,059.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.