The Nomadic Peoples of Flying Pig 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.018 billion Flying Pig 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Flying Pig 2ian economy, worth 485 trillion USDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,731 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to Flying Pig 2 are microchipped and must be escorted by a Flying Pig 2ian soldier - even to the bathroom, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flying Pig 2's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flying Pig 2 is ranked 248,435^th in the world and 2^nd in the Golden Coast for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.