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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,044thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,838thMost Pacifist: 3,972nd
The Happy Eagles of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Flying Eagles

Population8.221 billion

CapitalDefender City
LeaderDefender
FaithDefenderism

CurrencyPaper Defender
AnimalEagle

The Happy Eagles of Flying Eagles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Defender with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 8.221 billion Eagles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Defender City. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eagleian economy, worth 843 trillion Paper Defenders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,560 Paper Defenders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and pedants defending Defender observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flying Eagles's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Defenderism.

Flying Eagles is ranked 249,963rd in the world and 1,409th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,044thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,838thMost Pacifist: 3,972ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,135thMost Influential: 5,227thSafest: 5,581stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,778thBest Weather: 5,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,068thMost Inclusive: 6,261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,479thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,156thHealthiest Citizens: 7,252ndNicest Citizens: 7,519thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,584thHighest Food Quality: 9,267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,793rdLargest Governments: 10,782ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,184thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,732ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,987thSmartest Citizens: 14,267thMost Developed: 14,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,102ndMost Cultured: 16,468thMost Secular: 17,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,641stMost Income Equality: 18,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,272nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 83rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 103rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionSafest: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Inclusive: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 137th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 149th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flying Eagles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Flying Eagles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Flying Eagles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Flying Eagles, pedants defending Defender observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Flying Eagles, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Flying Eagles, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Flying Eagles, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
  • : Following new legislation in Flying Eagles, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Flying Eagles, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Flying Eagles, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.

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